i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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