All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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