I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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