oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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