I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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