I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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