discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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