you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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