Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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