He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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