No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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