Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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