You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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