Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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