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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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