so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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