They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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