Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
