he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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