Three words: puerto rican gang bang
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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