have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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