but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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