Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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