He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
