Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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