Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
