I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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