Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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