I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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