Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I love you.
Bad choice
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