I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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