If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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