At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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