So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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