is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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