a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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