with your own penis?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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