Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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