I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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