you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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