covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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