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If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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