On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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