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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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