carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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