so explain again why im purple
no
I could make wine with my vomit
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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