how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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