They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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