only if we run a train.
done.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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