we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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