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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?

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  You're the best girlfriend ever.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.

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  is that what this stuff is?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.

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• (+33): View more from France

  if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own

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