Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.