Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She needs sedatives and a leash
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.