Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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