in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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