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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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