Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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