I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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