This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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