On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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