I got chris browned last night
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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