I don't think brook has ever known best
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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