i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I had to cum in my sink.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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